Monday, September 21, 2009

Random, driveby gnomings

Have you seen this "man"? He was last spotted in an evergreen tree by the side of the road at a Green Township residence. He has pale skin, white hair, a tall, reddish pointy hat, white facial hair and a green jacket. His hat appears to have been harmed recently by the trained attack dog on the premises. His pants and boots are also white. He is very small in stature and is rarely seen in an upright position. Breathalizer tests will be conducted when the suspect is apprehended.

If you know anything about where this strange man comes from and his intent, other than trespassing, please submit a comment below. We hope to have a surveillance shot or an artist rendition soon ...

Breaking news
Just released, this image of the man, captured by guard dog:



If you have any information regarding this situation, please contact us immediately.

1 comment:

Laceys said...

Now that the suspect has been apprehended, I trust you will not use any harsh interogation techniques on him.