Inspiration regarding perspiration

A fellow blogger has inspired me to create a new blog entry. She challenged her readers to come up with alternate ways to say the same short sentence. It was a fun mental excercise. I've been wanting to post a similar thing about some funny names we use at work to describe our work as editors, e.g., as we sometimes slave over a piece that really wasn't quite ready for the publication but needed to go anyway. Here are some of the "red-pen names" we've come up with over the years (and a few new ones just for fun). Feel free to suggest more (or is that Moore?):

Edita Lott
Edita Little
Edita Moore
O. Mita Lott
Eddy T. Moore
Eddy T. Nunn
Ed E. Tonnes
Max
Minnie
Cookie T. Moore
Erasmus Tofit
Ned S. Werk
Ima Dunn